January 2012
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
deathcabforneomi:
hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
I’m crying omg
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When your friends call you for advice
leilockheart:
lol xD
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I suck my big toe constantly at night. It's salty.
morethanukno:
Oh really? O_O wut?
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“Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to...”
– Plato
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“He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of...”
– Benjamin Franklin
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jp101 replied to your photoset: Morning! … from my dog and I, to you. :)
no dont eathim!!!!
Lol he’s not black, I won’t. Just kiddddding haha.
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Joke time!
A lion & cheetah race. The cheetah wins & the lions says, “Eh you cheetah!” The cheetah replies, “pfft, stop lion!!!”
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SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
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15 random memories
The bump in the back of my head. Me, my sister, and my old neighbor that used to live next door to us used to play outside constantly. So I guess I decided to sit on a skateboard and in their adolescent ignorant minds, they pushed me hard enough for my head to fall back and grew an oddly misshapen bump. They where cool about it though, they gave me a popsicle after and we played in that girls car...
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15 random things about your significant other
He has a pochacco box filled with lighters. I questioned his motives with that box of his, but at least it’s stuffed with lighters … not like, girl stuff. Lol. It’s in disguise.
He owns a beamer and named it Bella. Prior to him naming it, I also had a dog named Bella, without him knowing any of that of course. Coincidence? I think so!
His favorite number is 4. Because...
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heyemilee:
Gungor- Beautiful Things
Literally...