slydigged:

i just want my wallet to be as big as my thighs

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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

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daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length

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daniskatra:

the answer of someone who has thought about it at length

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